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"What you think of yourself 
is much more important 
than what others 
think of you." - Seneca (4 B.C.-A.D. 65)

  Bumper Stickers I'd like to see: 


  Hey all you Virgins: Thanks for Nothing!  
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   Practice Safe-Sex:  Go Screw Yourself!
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   If you Don't like Oral Sex:  Then Keep your Mouth Shut!
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   If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
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   Guns Don’t Kill People…. I Do.
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   Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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   Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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   Illiterate? Write For Help.
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   Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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    Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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   I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
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